$GROON WILL BE LIVE
Watch us groon, talk shit, and ascend together 🟢
Green + Goon = Groon. The primal urge for green turned into an unstoppable meme force. When you know it's dumb, but you still buy. That's groon.
Watch us groon, talk shit, and ascend together 🟢
Groon isn't a color. It's the feeling when your screen turns green and your soul does too. We are the goblins who embrace the green. We don't just chase candles — we become them.
Green + Goon = Groon. It's the fusion of greed, goblin energy, and chart obsession. We're the color of money, the feeling of dopamine, and the state of mind when number go up.
Groon doesn't rug, Groon grows. Dev locks are visible. LP locked. We're real degens who actually get it. Every move is transparent meme theater.
Launched on Pump.fun. The bonding curve is your friend. When green candle appears, goblin brain activates. You know what to do.
The utility is becoming one with the green. This isn't about features — it's about identity. You either get it or you don't. Goblins get it.
We are goblins. Anonymous degens who understand meme culture better than we understand our own families. No VC. No suits. Just green.
Fair launch on Pump.fun. No presale, no team allocation, no insider bullshit. Just pure bonding curve mechanics and goblin energy.
$GROON is post-ironic crypto storytelling. We're self-aware enough to know we're absurd, but real enough to make you feel alive when candles pump.
Moon is a destination. Groon is a journey. Every green candle is enlightenment. Every ape makes us stronger. We're already ascending.
Because goblins represent pure, unfiltered greed and chaos — exactly what crypto really is under all the suits and jargon. We just say it out loud.
Buy $GROON. Watch chart. Feel green. Join community. Become goblin. There is no step 5. You are now groon.